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The Morning Routine Product That Changes What Happens in the Shower

Morning routines get optimized everywhere except the shower. BumZap changes that with a zing to your most sensitive areas. You also get the great daily clean, but it is fun now.

The Funniest Gift You Can Send in the Mail

BumZap is a premium handmade soap that zings your butthole. It ships. The packaging is discreet. The reaction is not. Send it to anyone, anywhere, and wait for the text.

The Couples That Zing Together Wear the Ring Together

Giving your partner a soap that zings their most sensitive areas is, it turns out, a romantic act. It says: I thought about you. All of you. Even the parts other soaps ignore.

Employee Appreciation Gifts Just Got Weird

Every company has a drawer where corporate gifts go to be forgotten. The branded notebook. The annual mug. The gift card nobody used. BumZap does not go in the drawer. BumZap goes in the shower, and every morning when the zing happens your employees will know exactly who to thank.

A Funny Commercial About a Mermaid Who Wants What Humans Have

A mermaid has the ocean, the freedom, and the tail. She wants one thing humans have that she doesn't. It is not legs. Watch the commercial. Then buy the soap.

Are You the Kind of Man Who Talks About His Butthole?

For the hardworking man willing to talk about his butthole: there is a new way to power up your day. It's called BumZap.

This Novelty Soap Zings Your Butthole. The Shower Has Not Been the Same Since.

BumZap is a novelty soap that zings your butthole in the shower. People buy it as a joke. They keep using it because they are not ready to stop.

This Stocking Stuffer Zings Buttholes. Best Shower of Your Life Incoming.

BumZap is a handmade soap that zings your most sensitive areas and makes every shower genuinely fun. It also happens to fit perfectly in a stocking. Someone is going to open this and their shower routine will never be the same.

The White Elephant Gift That Zings Buttholes, Wins Hearts, and Gets Stolen Every Time

BumZap is a premium handmade soap that does something memorable to your butthole. It is also, it turns out, an extraordinary white elephant gift. These two facts are connected in ways that will become clear at the party.

BumZap Is the Best Gag Gift. Yes, We're Biased. Read Anyway.

We make the soap. We wrote the article. We know how this looks. Here's why BumZap is the gag gift that keeps giving — literally, every single morning in the shower.

Custom Soap Gifts: Your Name, Your Event, Their Zing

Your name. Your event. Your zing. Custom BumZap labels turn the world's most electrifying soap into a personalized gift nobody saw coming — and nobody forgets.
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