hygiene
May 22, 2026
What Is a Butthole Anyways?
What is a butthole? Science hasn't decided. BumZap has. The external part you can reach with soap. Most soaps ignore it. BumZap zings it. Big difference.
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A Funny Commercial About a Mermaid Who Wants What Humans Have
A mermaid has the ocean, the freedom, and the tail. She wants one thing humans have that she doesn't. It is not legs. Watch the commercial. Then buy the soap.
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May 1, 2026
Are You the Kind of Man Who Talks About His Butthole?
For the hardworking man willing to talk about his butthole: there is a new way to power up your day. It's called BumZap.
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This Novelty Soap Zings Your Butthole. The Shower Has Not Been the Same Since.
BumZap is a novelty soap that zings your butthole in the shower. People buy it as a joke. They keep using it because they are not ready to stop.
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Apr 12, 2026
This Stocking Stuffer Zings Buttholes. Best Shower of Your Life Incoming.
BumZap is a handmade soap that zings your most sensitive areas and makes every shower genuinely fun. It also happens to fit perfectly in a stocking. Someone is going to open this and their shower routine will never be the same.
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The White Elephant Gift That Zings Buttholes, Wins Hearts, and Gets Stolen Every Time
BumZap is a premium handmade soap that does something memorable to your butthole. It is also, it turns out, an extraordinary white elephant gift. These two facts are connected in ways that will become clear at the party.
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How Do You Wash Your Butt?
Nobody talks about how to wash your butt. We do. A practical, honest guide to doing it correctly — plus what happens when soap stops being boring.
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