Are You the Kind of Man Who Talks About His Butthole?

There is hard work to be done. You know what it is. It is waiting for you right now, wherever you left it — the job, the project, the thing that needs fixing, the early morning that is coming whether you are ready or not. You are a person with places to be and things to accomplish and a general forward momentum that does not slow down for much.

So what does any of this have to do with your butthole?

More than you might think.

We made a video about this. Watch it.

Are You Willing To Talk About Your Butthole?

If you are, we'd like to talk with you about a source of power for those jobs you have to do. It's called BumZap.

BumZap is a soap that zings the butthole area in the shower. It actually zings all of your sensitive areas, but we're focused on the butthole right now. The zing sensation is difficult to describe but easy to recognize as the kind of thing that makes you get out of the shower and face the day with a slightly different energy than you had going in. The hard work that is waiting for you is still waiting, but you are now more prepared for it, in a specific and hard-to-articulate way that begins in the butthole area and radiates outward.

What Is BumZap?

People come for the zing, but they stay for the hardworking ingredients. It's an honest, good soap that does what a soap should do: gets you clean. 

And then it does something else. BumZap zings your sensitive areas — all of them, including the butthole — with the kind of directness that a hardworking man can respect. No vague claims about ocean breezes. No mountains on the label. Just real ingredients doing a real thing to the parts of your body that have been waiting for someone to pay attention.

The men who buy BumZap as a joke are the same men who reorder it without telling anyone. The zing got them. The soap kept them. That is how this works.

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Hopefully You're Now the Kind of Man Who Talks About His Butthole

You have found something in BumZap. A source of power for the day that most men have never considered, located in a place most men have never thought to communicate about, delivered by a soap with a name that leaves nothing to the imagination. That is information worth sharing.

Tell your friends. Tell your neighbors. Tell the guy at work who always looks like he needs a better morning. The conversation will be uncomfortable for approximately four seconds and then they will be curious and then they will be grateful because nobody has ever told them their shower could be doing more and it turns out it absolutely can.

The hard work is still out there. You are better equipped for it now. Pass it on.